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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

Bob Hope

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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go!""

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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.

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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

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All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

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Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

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