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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't."
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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The man who wins may have been counted out several times, but he didn't hear the referee.
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“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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