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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go!""
Maya Angelou
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
Audrey Hepburn
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray
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All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti
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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
Jim Loy
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Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.
Tom Watt
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